Romeo and Julliet…

 

Velsen, 06-04-2016,

 

Dear Peter,

 

Thank you for your letter, I am very happy to hear from you.

It is funny to talk with someone who lives in Brighton. I mean, It must be very bright there, haha.

 

I really like your hobbies a lot, but I haven’t done them myself yet. Maybe you can teach me how to surf or something.

I can tell you, I have a passion for the sea too. I love the animals in the sea, the activities you can do in the sea and just looking at the sea at dawn.

 

I am a  female, I am fifteen years old and I am in 3Hb. My hobbies are playing soccer, drawing, painting, watching Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter and just reading in general.

 

You know the beach in Ijmuiden is very beautiful. You can do a lot there, like eating food in restaurants, jumping on the trampoline, being surrounded by seagulls, stealing your food back from seagulls, swimming, making sand castles and so on.

Basically things you can do on the beach.

We also have some piers, they’re cool and you have a really nice view of the sea if you’re there.

 

I would like to meet you some time and I would love to go to Brighton.

I’m already waiting for you next letter.

Greetings,

A. Groen.

 

Dear Julliet,

I love you.

You’re the best person that has ever existed, even though I’m not, I still want a relationship with you.

I hope you forgive me for killing your little whiny cousin. I never liked him anyway.

I know this letter is a little bit too late, because we’re already dead for a few centuries, but better late than never.

I still love, after all this time.

If we ever come back to life, I’ll buy you every nice dress and every sweet muffin.

I hope you’ll accept my offer.

I love you,

Romeo.

 

 

application letter:

I could write one, but no one would give me the job,  because I can’t function well.

 

 

 

the letter to a person I hate .

 

plsdiestreet 24 1973 RN

gotohelltown, 32-13-’16

 

Dear person I hate,

everybody hates you and wants you dead.

No one ever loved you and wished you died a horrible death the time you a got killed almost.

Everybody is disapointed in you for not dying at birth, living and being you.

We all would love to kill you, but that’is illegal. What’s also illegal, is your face and you walking outside. You do not deserve love, you do not deserve to walk on this planet, you do not deserve to do anything. The only thing you deserve is death and being treated miserably, because you are such an awful person.

We all still don’t know why you are still here and how you could live with yourself.

We wish you all the worst,

Alison.